Mom’s NO LIST | Hoodie

$40.00

It started as a joke. I’d leave the teenagers home alone and say, “Remember the rules, no playing ball in the house, no fighting, no answering the phone ‘City Morgue’ and NO chewing tobacco.” Every. Single. Time. They did something stupid while I was out. So I had to make a list. Mom’s NO LIST is a real list, created from real, stupid things. Warning: Never microwave raw eggs in their shell.

NO:

  • Axe/Machete/Clips/Saws/HOES
  • Fire OR FIREWORKS!!!
  • Inhaling foreign substances
  • Chewing tobacco
  • Microwaving non-microwaveable items
  • Roof
  • Alcohol
  • Abuse of Christmas decorations
  • Breaking shit
  • Mooning people
  • Making each other pass out
  • Ruining Christmas by looking at presents
  • Making mom unhappy

Because when momma ain’t happy, Ain’t nobody happy. And that’s the truth.

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Our Mom’s NO List Sweatshirt is professionally printed DTG on classic, heavyweight hoodie with 1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and front pouch pocket. Mom’s NO LIST hoodie Size Notes:

Unisex, Runs true to size. 680 babes like to order Men’s large for an oversized fit.

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Fabric

50% cotton, 50% polyester Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling

Care

We recommend cold water wash, inside-out, on the gentle cycle. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low.

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Size Chart

S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (inches) 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 34