Mom’s NO LIST | Hoodie

Description

It started as a joke. I’d leave the teenagers home alone and walking out the door I’d say, remember the rules, no playing ball in the house, no fighting, no answering the phone: “City Morgue” and NO chewing tobacco.

Each time I returned, I’d find something new to add to the list. Mostly because they had done something stupid while I was out.

The Mom’s NO LIST hoodie is a real list, created from real, stupid things.

Warning: Never microwave raw eggs in their shell.

NO:

• Axe/Machete/Clips/Saws/HOES
• Fire OR FIREWORKS!!!
• Inhaling foreign substances
• Chewing tobacco
• Microwaving non-microwaveable items
• Roof
• Alcohol
• Abuse of Christmas decorations
• Breaking shit
• Mooning people
• Making each other pass out
• Ruining Christmas by looking at presents
• Making mom unhappy

That last one is because, “When momma ain’t happy, Ain’t nobody happy” And that’s the truth.

Our Mom’s NO List Sweatshirt is professionally printed classic, heavyweight hoodie.

50% cotton, 50% polyester Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling

Available in Unisex sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

1×1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex

Front pouch pocket

To keep your sweatshirt looking new, cold water wash and tumble dry low.

Unisex, Runs true to size.

Mom’s NO LIST hoodie Size Notes:

680 babes like to order Men’s large for an oversized fit.

If you don’t recognize this quote, you should watch the Cat in the Hat with Mike Meyers.